Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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