I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
vagina is talking i cant
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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