I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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