maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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