so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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