what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad