Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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