is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.