Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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