Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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