She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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