You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
a search helicopter?!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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