Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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