garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So here I am, sexting at work.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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