She said her name was "party"
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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