Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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