I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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