I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Houston, we have a squirter
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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