So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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