so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
