it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
