Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
