yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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