Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just had sex on a roof
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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