im holly from the hills drunk
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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