I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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