are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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