he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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