Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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