so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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