I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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