just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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