dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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