Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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