I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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