awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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