Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
