it wasn't lemon gatorade
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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