Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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