The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the day after is always just damage control
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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