Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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