I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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