He is an equal opportunity slut.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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