i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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