Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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