Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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she told me i tasted like america
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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