i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize