I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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