I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i believe in u and ur pee
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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