this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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