Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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