Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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