Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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