No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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