I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
