Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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